when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Barbara. 18 Polish girl. Multifandom blog: Doctor Who, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Orphan Black, In The Flesh, Orange Is The New Black, Teen Wolf, Sherlock, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Finding Carter.
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.
A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.